edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
143princess: i’ve always wanted to know what if feels like to be a band member and see a fan’s eyes light up when you make eye contact with them, smile at them, or point at them. just to do something to let them know that you acknowledge them, and see how happy it makes them. every time a band member does that to me, it honestly makes my life so much better. i really wonder what it feels like to...
youjustwaitandsee: i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
s0wrongitsleft: Do you ever wonder what security guards at concerts think when these three boys and a potato in skinny jeans come on stage talking about sex to underage girls as a fourteen year old throws her bra on stage or is that just me
dinotrash: pinkspotlight: what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when” the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into...
If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like : omfg that’d so be me lmfao. HAD to reblog this. ORRR
d3adsetonagetaway: i wonder if cassadee wakes up in the middle of the night to turn off a light but then she realizes it’s actually rian’s teeth